BETTER THAN A SPOON

WHEN YOU HAVE A CUP AND A FORK IN FRONT WHY BOTHERING GETTING UP FOR A SPOON.. HA HA EVERYTHING WAS GOING PERFECTLY UNTIL THE CUP RIPPED AND I MADE A MESS ON THE TABLE.. HA HA HA IT WORKS BUT YOU HAVE TO STICK THE FORK SLOWLY SO YOU WON'T RIPPED THE CUP AND MAKE A MESS LIKE ME.. WELL IT LEAST I DIDN'T GET UP FOR A SPOON ...

Raining days are almost here, so i have to get ready to not lose the satellite signal. This cheap satellite that doesn't work on raining days, but my new invention should do it. My umbrella keep it dry so i won't lose my signal on raining days any more. yuppyyyy!!!   HA HA HA!!! 

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU'RE  LATE TO GO TO WORK. YOU'RE GOING AS FAST AS YOU CAN TO GET ON TIME AND SOMETHING HAPPENS LIKE TO WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS GUY, WELL HE ONLY GOT A LITTLE BIT WET, HA, HA! BUT HE NEVER LET GO OF THE UMBRELLA. HE HE!! POOR GUY BUT SERIOUSLY MOST OF THE TIME WHEN YOU TRY TO GET TO A PLACE ON TIME SOMETHING HAPPENS...IT HAS HAPPEN TO ME AND PROBABLY TO YOU TOO.. LAST WEEK I TRY TO USE THE FREEWAY AS A SHORT CUT TO GET TO WORK ON TIME AN IT WAS WORST, I GOT STUCK ON TRAFFIC FOR 20 MINUTES. IT SUCKS BUT IT'S TRUE AND IT HAPPENS AND IF IT HASN'T HAPPEN TO YOU IT WILL HAPPEN SOONER O R LATER. HE HE!! HOPEFULLY IT DOESN'T HAPPEN  LIKE THIS GUY...